This one came from Miami, and we're frankly surprised that city doesn't produce more Idiots.

Why is there a promo for the new Michael J. Fox show in the comments?

That's Vlade Divac, you asshole.

"Oh, fuck me."

This should actually be a good fit. Mariotti's burned enough bridges to know the temperature at which steel melts.

Meet Bud Selig, Commissioner of Ken Burns's MLB

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

Honestly, baseball writers. I'm so sick of hearing about suspensions.

the numbers will have been fudged.

I felt like I was watching a montage of Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

If you look closely, you can see Steve Bartman almost catch and then pull back when he realizes the Cubs are at bat.

It's not like any other Alabama fans will catch it.

They probably just misinterpreted her signs. That's why you're in the minors, boys.

It's okay Melky. You don't need to be a "5-tool guy" when one of your tools is a syringe.

If this is 1936 I have some things to take care of.

And, worst of all:

"Should Riley Cooper fight every nigger here? Yes or no?"

You just know Cooper wants to get McClane and McCoy into a room together and beat the shit out of those micks.

Fuck it. Just put a monkey on a bike with the ball and have a Bear chase him down.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.