I’m not a pet person at all. But damn dude, this was extremely touching to read. Condolences for your loss, and thanks as always for your writing, great piece.

Insanely dedicated.

Eh... implying to someone that they’re prioritized lower than work doesn’t tend to go over too well. Use with caution.

This comment is the absolute 100% correct way to think about the whole Cubs situation.

The “Buffalo Table Powerbomb” should be a Deadspin HOF Nominee this year. Just think how cool the plaque will be.

Excellent. Hoping Samer opens this up to a full blown Photoshop contest.

Haha, oh man, you’re absolutely right. Those eyes, those cheeks. Jesus, this picture

It gets even more poignant every time I look at it. Incredible.

I’m serious too. They need to submit this photo to the National Archives. It is extremely culturally significant.

I can’t get over this still. It’s just so god damned depressing, pretty iconic imo

“Micropenis Cedar Mulch”

Wow, looks like it did indeed. What heritage!

I read the higher ranking of Rocky III as a subtle plea to Thunderlips IRL to “please don’t sue us too hard, ok?”

Solid list, though I would’ve included the “galleryfurniture.com Bowl” somewhere up there. Probably the worst one I can think of (ever).

I’d love to see a whole gallery of gloriously shitty, probably not-licensed, TJ-Maxx bought, alternate jerseys.

Yes!!! That movie was such a pile of shit.

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

Each subsequent link is made to eat Skyline Chili, instead of poo.

Forgot about them. Those texts were nothing but lies and pictures of also lies.