Someone needs to turn these lawn people on to cacti gardening.

Oh man. Nice.

All I could think of while reading these texts:

ha, this is great, well done.

I had a conversation with J&J similar to the one you guys posted about the other day. A few months back, we called them to see what it would cost for my neighbor’s dive bar to get the fight. Think it was about 4 grand for a capacity of 150. Yikes.

Completely and magnificently true. Best troll on the Bears last season (saw it posted here several times) was #JetsOfTheMidwest.

Outstanding.

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Outstanding.

Xena Sex Parody

Bingo.

This is great to hear, very inspiring. The gunmen probably would've killed him immediately had they found out. Quite exceptional conduct on Mssr. Bathily's part, particularly in the sense that once the others were safe, he went back out to assess the situation. Completely selfless, the kind of bravery that shivers…

Excellent HOF induction.

Yes, without a doubt. Acquiring access to the ballot and then letting us vote was freaking awesome.

Outstanding, one of the best ever.

Works; thanks!

Is there a dedicated Deadspin HOF Kinja page in the Related Blogs section? Couldn't find anything when I looked. It would be nice to have if not. I like to occasionally look back & read the previous inductees' plaques, but kind of hard to sift through and find them all via tags and searches.

Well done. That's the best part about kid parties and "going to the park." Many of my friends who are just starting to have kids ask me for stroller recommendations: "make sure it has enough room underneath for a cooler."

"Paul Konerko Day" before/ during the game for anyone local tomorrow night. Crede, Posednik, and a few other guys from the 2005 team will be there. Won't be any sort of a Bristol blow-job, but should still be a fitting send off for a great player and a great guy.