To be clear, I said nothing about the dude who ripped the ball out of her hands. The math I'm working with is simple: opposing/visiting team home run + you catch it = throw it back.

Well, your courage is admirable, but (at some parks at least) that sounds like a recipe to get a sock full of D-Batteries thrown at the back of your head.

Maybe.

1) I don't actually.

I've never been in a ball park where a visiting player hit a homerun and the fans surrounding whoever caught it didn't start chanting "throw it back!"

No, he/she isn't. Throw it back.

Yes, on all counts.

That's some excellent slow motion video; I find myself hypnotized by the Ethan Suplee doppelganger standing behind them.

Jesus, you took a drubbing for this. All over the damn comments section.

Excellent.

Yeah, what's up with that. Has that been confirmed yet?

Ha, this is excellent.

Sean, I loved this. I too lived in the Philly area during the same era. They deserve having Spurrier II as a coach and Dog-Killah Vick as their QB (funny side note: everyone in Philly HATED Vick from 2001 - 2009, FACT).

Oh my god. Anything but that

1) What beach is that?

This is an excellent and outstanding point. None of them were Pats fans before that season.

That's a good point & analogy. Along a similar line of thought, I've had people drop me off however many X miles away from home that I want to run. It leaves you with no choice but to put out; also prevents taking shortcuts or otherwise cutting it short.

I'm afraid there might be something far more sinister going on here...

Yes, life is fraught with peril.

Why not? The guy is counting on low population density and relative isolation to incubate his kommunity. If anything, perhaps people should get together in large groups & go gawk, treating it like a touristy, nazi-wannabe freak-show version of Wall Drug. "Honey, look! I can't believe people live like this!"