So I’m very very happy for David that his giant fungus nails are gone and the doctor dug out his corns. David seems much happier now.

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“Let’s face it, nobody’s working 40-hour weeks anymore. We are working 40-, 50-, 70-, 80-hour weeks,” he continued, “Where else are you going to meet people in this business?”

He went on Tucker Carlson’s show to defend himself. That should tell you all you need to know about his character, or lack of it.

It’s not about being able to date folks at work idiot, it’s about the coercion, it’s about the inappropriate touching and statements, and ultimately about the outcomes (being fired, uncomfortable, etc.) You are slime Travis (he hates that.) If it were my daughters who had to deal with your dumbass, I would have found…

And that would’ve been appropriate. Staying hush while she alone paid the price for a stunt they concocted together makes him a huge asshole.

Whose side are you on? Gun manufacturers, the gun lobby—or the children that are getting gunned down in this country every single day?”

I’ve never understood the rich people obsession with all white interiors in their houses. What’s the appeal of making it look as bland as possible? Is it just to flex that you can afford professional cleaners? These folks need to visit some of the classic robber baron homes of the last 19th century with mahogany…

Can we cancel Timberlake?

You know, Jessica and Justin, I’m the best mom I can be to my kid by making sure he doesn’t die from measles. But that’s just me!

You learn about that when you study economics too. Basically, the more you pay for something, the higher you will value it. Prime example is diamonds. They’re just pretty rocks, and most people who wear diamonds couldn’t tell a “high quality” diamond from a “low quality diamond”, or even a diamond cut cubic zirconia.…

It’s thick and smells like grandma. It’s better than drugstore, but still wildly overpriced (especially in 2019 when there are so many other options).

She looks like she’d be first in line for a Dalmatian coat.

As someone who’s done more than a fair amount of business travel, there are two rules for traveling with jewelry. The first: don’t travel with expensive jewelry. The second: if you do, insure your shit. This bitch didn’t do that, so that’s ALL on her.

Whatever it is, it's not working. 

Verma, not Varma - fix headline, please!

Also, isn’t at least one of them (probably both) incredibly racist and misogynistic? PASS.

Why would anyone want to look like these two gumballs? Neither of them look good, certainly not good enough to spend $50+ on a palette to emulate.

William and Harry’s mom was killed because the press was literally chasing her to get some bullshit pictures and a story. They made her entire life hell, and then cut it short.

Also...  Prince William had an affair and Harry wasn’t down with that.