thelittlevalkyrie
TheLittleValkyrie
thelittlevalkyrie

What an asshole!

And the ubiquitous “THIS WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER” disclaimer, even though that “later” never seems to come. 

Or the ones that include lengthy conversations, complete with the tones and facial expressions with which things were said. Nothing forces me out of the contract between me and the poster that this is to be taken as a true story not a creative writing exercise like dialogue that’s too fucking long for a realistic

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

That is some fucking horseshit. Her whole team should have walked off the field.

Calling AOC a “terrorist” while supporting insurrectionists and treason is RICH. If something happens to AOC...and I’m being dead serious here, arrest this troglodyte on the spot. She’s doing the exact same shit she did to a teen who survived school shooting.

Ok, Repubs... let see, Ilhan Omar is the representative of my district here in Minnesota and umm...

Let’s not forget that she’s complicit and just as bad as everyone else in his orbit. She stood by him while he fucked porn stars behind her back. She was all in on birtherism, she said that Jewish writer Julia Ioffe provoked the vile antisemitic attacks she received after writing a profile of her, etc.  She’s just as

No, she’s already married to that guy.

i am terrified that, by hook or by crook, this man is going to be reelected.

I love wearing a mask! I’m currently in the Midwest, where smiling in public is nearly mandatory. It’s been a nice break.

Perhaps she is simply in mom mode, taking care of her 14-year-old son Barron...

Also, they are living in Canada, not the U.S.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

I think the dinner scene would be more like Harry yelling at William and the rest of the family, “The racists came for my wife and you did nothing!”

Well written, smart, fair piece. Hope you don’t get roasted for it.

They want her to be upset because they don’t want her, but she’s out here living her best life!  Sad for them.

The same Black Twitter crowd that has been going on and on that Meg was born a man, is a hoe, and makes fun of her feet are the same ones castigating for allegedly dating a White man.

I’ve also been losing hair to alopecia areata. Like you, I’ve had a big part of my identity wrapped up in my hair (guy with the great hair or something like that). I’ve been really open about my hair loss (it’s how I like to deal with stuff), but it’s still frustrating to see something you work hard to maintain slip

My alopecia story is a bit different but in many ways similar.