#BanBeckys

It always starts with a silent moment and a sudden decision to stand for what you know in your heart makes absolute sense.

All I can think to say to braindead barbie is this...

Family, my day is made. Kap deserves this award, but what did we do to deserve this moment? The speeches were good, and them smiling at each other with mutual appreciation has me imaging an alternate universe where the two of them live on a vegan commune that somehow also imports expensive remy hair. And I love any…

Don’t you just know that in real life she is the epitome of the word “delightful”!?!?! I love her and I love the pictures of her looking at her grandkids from that awards show. The look on her face is “grandma adores you”.

She’s just pushing it out of her face. This is the bane of every woman with big hair.

She looks AMAZING!

Me too; I was always the glass-half-fullest guy around. But I guess my colleagues have been noticing a change of late. So much so that I arrived at my office this morning to see this plastic sign that one of my staff had made up for me:

Does anyone think Trump has ever been to the wilderness and wondered at the beauty of nature? If he’s ever outside the city, he’s somewhere which is, or will shortly be ruined to become, a golf course.

You’ve seen pictures of the tacky, gaudy shithole that is DonaldTrump’s NYC apartment; the one that he’s so proud of? Do you think he’s capable of knowing what beauty is?

Here’s my very confused cat after her first Christmas gift.

I had a really, really great weekend with the new guy I’m dating, so I was out of touch with reality for a blessed few days.

Does anyone think Trump has ever been to the wilderness and wondered at the beauty of nature? If he’s ever outside the city, he’s somewhere which is, or will shortly be ruined to become, a golf course.

He wouldn’t last a day there.

Isn’t that a bit light a punishment?

Keep that man isolated, please.

I loved that she brought up him lying about flying on a private jet too. Savage.

Just want to give a quick shout-out to the 53% of white women who are “making this country great again”. Thank you.