Better check WebMD to make sure it isn’t cancer.

*has sore throat and fever*

What irritates me is those ballerina’s have trained *SO HARD* to be able to dance like that (i saw Black Swan!)...all for a first lady who, at most, looks vaguely bored/distracted.

First, it would mean admitting something is wrong, which everyone in this shit-show is loath to do.

She’s becoming as insufferable as her husband. There are worst things in the world then being that goddamn First Lady. I would love to be greeted by ballerinas dancing to Tchaikovsky’s Waltz of the Flowers. The White House at Christmastime is magical. Can’t she suck it up and act like a grown-up for the 4 weeks out of…

“Maybe I can blend into the background in this white ensemble.”

I feel like all of this belongs in a scary movie...I was legitimately creeped out watching that first vid.

Melania’s disdain for her husband and the endless shitshow he stirs up is obvious and her expression always looks annoyed. Of course if, as I believe, she is a Russian spy and part of Putin’s long con of Trump, it’s no wonder she can’t keep the look of disgust off of her face.

I bought my thermos of sangria and my lasagna to the movie theater. I did ended up earning some laughs from fellow movie-goers. I heard someone say to a friend “Did she really bring a meal to the movies?” I responded with a “Damn straight!” Another woman brought in an appetizer that she bought from Applebee’s.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

My sister married into an Ethiopian family, so yesterday we got to have leftover greens cooked their way. #gomenislove

Scrooge is that you? I believe there are some orphans down the street you can put to work.

I don’t have any leftovers. I had gone over to a relatives and managed to get tipsy and ended up in the “IDGAF, I just want to sleep” phase. So I left her house without anything. However... My co-worker brought me a plate of bomb-ass lasagna. I’m not going to eat tonight. I am going to the movies tomorrow, during the…

My sister makes extra pans that she keeps hidden.

Unless you’re the designated macaroni cook, then you just make an extra pan and “forget” it at home.

and of course in comments we have the responsibility for the whole thing being dumped on women yet again

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

I can totally see that in Jessie. He reminds of every old preacher that wound up having two families in the same town. Thanks for speaking up.

WOW?!? So 2 inches of hair is a problem? 😂😂 When are we going to start checking these white people with “messy buns” you can never tell what’s hiding in there. Time to start a petition to have those top messy bun things checked.