YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheLittleValkyrie
thelittlevalkyrie
Jesus Christ, he’s only two years older than me? I would have pegged him to be in his fifties. I no longer feel insecure about my looks.
Kellyanne loos like she’s had a hard ass life...Jesus!
Nawwwwww.. this mfer ain’t 32... I don’t care if his mama has a time stamp on her vagina from when his head popped out.. lmao
What about Kellyanne? She’s only 50 - younger than Halle Berry, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett...and she looks like she was their high school principal.
I’m more concerned about those two breasts protruding out of his forehead. Will they still be covered for yearly mammograms if Obamacare is repealed? Has Darth Cheeto ever fondled them? Does he have to gets bras specially made to keep them nice and perky, sittin’ up top of his dome like that?
The fact that he’s 32 is proof God dont like ugly.
No black athletes, no NFL. Or NBA. Simple.
I recommend that NFL players begin with a show of force OFF THE FIELD and then resume their on-the-field protests to demonstrate what they mean when they kneel. Hold their own rallies and press-conferences! Call on their local Congressmen and women to protest the protections for black lives Sessions and his ilk are…
*pops in from hiatus to post appropriately petty image*
You spelled “1958" wrong.
Omg PREACH. There is a weird air of resentment wafting from some mothers.
Your coworker sounds infuriating and annoying.
I appreciate your comment so much. I thought years ago that the people who try to push parenthood on others (esp those who claim they don’t want to be parents) just want other people to be miserable like them. Like, why does it matter to you if i have kids or not? Does the idea of me living an adult life without…
“You just need to have them. You’ll change your mind”.
IT’S A TRAP!!! Please! Don’t throw away your sleep-filled nights, full bank-accounts, freedom to flit off to New York for the weekend, and ability to pass for 25 when you’re 35 because of family pressure. Children are NOT a requirement for adulthood! And once you have ‘em, you never can go back. At least not without…
I had a brief moment of broodiness in my late 20s. Now, I’m just like, thanks but no thanks. We’d be good parents, but we just don’t want it. I’d rather spend my time and money on me. Seeing my friends’ kids (good kids too) just reinforces that feeling. They’re cute and all, but I’m not interested. And I’m sure…
I have no desire to have children. Not even an inch. I don’t even feel the uterine quivers, whenever I see a cute/well-behaved child. I am too picky... In mates (long story short: I don’t want a “sperm donor” type of co-parent for my kids). The dumbest thing I keep on hearing is: “Don’t worry, you’ll change your mind,…