thelittlevalkyrie
TheLittleValkyrie
thelittlevalkyrie

It’s slightly less than full brother/sister, though still a lot.

I thought it might have been the same actor just smiling like a human being...

Rhaegar and Lyanna’s wedding was infinitely more interesting to me.

That was the most unanticipated boning by two of the most pouty milquetoast characters on this show. I nearly fell asleep. That might just be me though.

It figures that they chose a “love story” that’s actually about Stockholm Syndrome rather than one between two consenting people who care about each other...

I knew all of those. And I’m one drink away from a YouTube rabbit hole for those videos.

My wife is very interested in cryptids, but she’s never had much luck with this particular batch. Oh, she lies and says she’s in love with them—can’t find a lizard man. She dreams in color, she dreams in red—can’t find a lizard man.

those lizardmen need to come get their boy in dc. his human skin-suit is starting to discolor.

David Duke sighting!

This Marriott continental breakfast sausage-gravy-looking motherfucker

It never fails to amaze me how shitty that statue is. Did they get a rush order for ‘statue of old asshole to oppress black people with’ and the only reference they could find was a death mask?

They don’t like to read in depth articles. Unless there’s a picture on it or a really big headline choosing the simplest of words they’ll never know.

I didn’t even remember this story from last year!

Very interesting, and props to Ms. Weaver for doing all of this. I can’t wait to see the inevitable TV show/Film on Mr. Green and Jack Daniels. 

I know, right? It’s like all that spite and bile just eats away at their physical form. You can see it. Look at this asshole here: the obvious wig, the ears stretched from having to anchor the face, that late-era-Michael-Jackson-looking nose, and the empty eye sockets with the misaligned optics:

It’s uncanny how much Kellyanne and Steve look like the evil people in that Heironymus Bosch painting of Jesus on his way to be crucified

She is one mugshot away from.looking like a “Faces of Meth.”

I see what you did there - and it was good there

I believe this, mostly because I also believe that Kellyanne Conway has greyscale trait.

You could keep an entire dermatology convention busy with photos of Steve Klannon.