he seems more like a state fair act at this point than anything.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Who, me? Why, I’m not a bitch at all!

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Oh good they got caught.

HOW does someone draw that shit on their face and think “nailed it. Let’s get this day STARTED.” And walk out the door. With fucking long division for eyebrows

We’re all sad.

The Obamas faced so much racism. Poor Mchelle had to face so much racism and sexism. It was awful. That’s why I sideeye when people complain about what Trump has had to face. He even engaged in harassing Obama with his birthism. Even now, he blames Obama for stuff he caused to himself.

She’s this country’s real life version of Wonder Woman.

There is nothing better on TV that one of our own, black and proud, shutting down dumb mediocre white men. The country has needed this for 400 years.

“caution-sign-colored commander in chief”

Just how 8 years of Dubya’s bullshit completely disappeared and was swept under the rug 1/20/09, as was 8 years of their absolutely horrific behavior towards Obama completely disappeared and swept under the rug 1/20/17.

“Caucasity”

Pretty much this. Kingston especially is a dolt.

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I worked at Neiman Marcus on Michigan Avenue about ten years ago, and R. Kelly always brought young girls in to have their makeup done by a specific makeup artist, because she loved bragging about having R.Kelly as a “client” and didn’t ask questions. It’s heartbreaking and infuriating that he’s been exploiting young…

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