Really? I do not doubt they are out there but it seems like the ‘murica opinion is skewing more towards Apples favor. Least in my experiences.

The phone actually belongs to a government facility and said facility manager (who technically owns the phone) has given permission to unlock the phone.

I do not think that Apple believes they can win this fight. This is all PR right now. And right now all of this is making Apple look good. People actually believe Apple is trying to look out for the people’s best interest. This is America. People normally would be saying “OMG! Apple is trying to protect terrorist…

I’m guessing you have not read the court papers at all.

The court order actually doesn’t order Apple to create anything. It orders Apple to technically assist the FBI with unlocking the phone. The order allows them to achieve this by any means they can. It just so happens, at Apple’s own word mind you, that the only way this can be achieved is by creating a whatever they…

Because Apple actually isn’t standing up for the Constitution one bit. This is all PR and damage control. Apple knows it doesn’t have a chance in hell to fight this. They have already unlocked many other phones at the court’s behest. This one is just high profile so they have to make it look like they care about the…

Well in all the court shows I’ve seen, you argue your defense before the court hands down a ruling, hence the confusion.

I’ve been exposed to criminals? They have my nude selfies? How did they do that? I have a Windows 8 phone.

I would call that more of an moral obligation to tell the courts to bugger off.

The court order isn’t ordering them to invent anything. It is just ordering Apple to technically assist the FBI with the phone. The FBI itself has request ROM files and something called Software Image Files but also requested that Apple be able to assist in other ways if possible. So Apple is being given the chance to…

No. I understand you were making a poor attempt to make fun of my vernacular. Let me assure you it was very poor indeed. I tire of your sad troll attempts. Dismissed.

Holy shit this video gave me nightmares. Imagine being turned into a cake and there isn’t shit you can do while some ass in goofy hat takes a slice out of your boob and eats it.

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I reckon the joke went over yours.

The camouflage is working. I have no clue where this art is heading.

If you want the government’s hole, you got to pay the toll.

You know on Christmas day when your kids are opening presents and you want to capture the moment but you also don’t want to be stuck messing with a camera? Or your girlfriend is giving you an awesome blowjob and you want to capture the moment to jack off to later but you also don’t want to be stuck with a messy…

I await the day airline ticket prices are determined by weight and destination, like postage.

And this is why the 2nd Amendment is important. So we can protect our iPhones. First the government was coming for our guns, now they are coming for our phones. It is time to fight back.

So drawings turned into cosplay turned into drawings. Wacky.