Yeah, it doesn’t seem to make the nipples erect, therefore not female Viagra.

Soup hipsterism. Everybody in this post was eating soup way before it was cool.

From what I read, he has lazy eye after healing from a detached retina. Kind of a fucked up thing to make fun of a person for. Is this what is cool now? Making fun of people for physical attributes they have no control over?

Only when you play Huckabee’s interviews backwards can you summon the devil.

Back when I was 14, there was this girl who, when sitting on the ground and me walking up to her, would joke, “Are you going to pee on me?” Now I wonder if she was really just trying to break the ice on some kinky times.

I loled hard.

That was terribly unfunny and one of the worse uses of BtAS I have seen in awhile. Should have used TBM instead.

I have always seen it as some long haired queen having relations with a zebra.

So in the land you come from, his name translates into Donald Fart?

I remember that case. The father beat him to death with his bare hands.

I think he was just cursing his luck of falling asleep. I think he was trying to say, “I fell asleep!” Kind of like exclaiming, “I stubbed my toe!”

So the Error guy, anybody know what he was actually supposed to say?

Silly painter. The grenade is garnish. You are not supposed to actually eat it. Sigh.

Now that you mention it, she did bend a shit ton out of fire compared to any other element in the show.

Are you not turned on by these picture? I totally am.

Childless, sad, bitter troll detected. You tried, I’ll give you that. Watch your mail box for your Troll Participation ribbon.

Please do not try to make “candidon’ts” a thing.

These articles without words confuse me. Is VR dead because it was featured in Time Magazine? Dead because a kid is actually jumping in reality instead of virtual jumping? Dead because they have the unit somehow plugged in and powered up at the beach? Someone please explain this to me!

Holy shit. That tackle was like “I have a package of ass beating here for Mr. Wilson. Please sign here.”

There was a time long ago in a galaxy far away when Battlefield had huge naval ships. I miss those days.