He got a cartoon with Jordan and Gretzky, and he is legendary in Tecmo Bowl. That has to count for something.

The short I forgot and do not want to look it up version is that he took a baseball to the face that was hit right back at him. He kept on playing, and only got stitches after he was done pitching. Dude is a pitching robot.

Whatever he is doing, seems like people do not care for the “meh” character and want the “falling out of his chair” character instead.

When you sell a personality for people to watch, people expect that personality. Imagine if Colbert did one of his shows without his persona. People would probably lose their shit (at first in private, then forgive him, and then publicly say it was the funniest thing ever). Disclaimer: Not dumping on Colbert, love the…

Good eye. Something is always going to give away your true emotion.

Well if the article is to be believed, they didn’t have the proper paper work to hunt a lion in the first place, regardless of the location.

The whole, “It is not in my job description” thing is pretty much bull shit. You job is whatever your boss tells you what to do. This is pretty much true for any job you apply for. Now if you are a contract worker who makes your own contracts, then you go by that. But for jobs you apply for and have no input on their…

If that is referring to a movie or song then it is over my head. Sorry.

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I think it is more of not thinking but just really, really, really hoping that whatever they are seeing is a sign. Men are horny.

You didn't like the juggler at 10:43?

Do not feel so bad. It is not like these speed runners are figuring out the puzzles for the first time here.

Screw the speed run. Let us talk about the impromptu juggler at the 10:43 mark.

You say that like it really would not work.

Machines with the new UEFI bios will store the key to inside the bios. So basically the key is tied to the motherboard and the motherboard alone. I am not sure if it does this with older bios types. I would guess that anybody who is having trouble with their windows not activating with clean installs probably have…

They day they turned off street pass for Swap Note was a very sad day for me. I live a state away from my kids and they would sent me letters through that. Now I’ll never see that blue dot again indicating I have a “I love you daddy!” note with a picture of a teddy bear attached to it.

I had this one toilet in an apartment that would flush with a mighty roar that could cower Neptune himself. Even though I never tried I am pretty sure I could of flushed a baseball down that thing.

This was an actual thing in Oklahoma City. I’m glad someone was able to take a picture of it.

There is a petition going around for riot to make it when you search “satan” in the champ list the result is Teemo.

You typed out *cringe*, totally meta.