don’t worry, drink some kombucha and you’ll feel better

That’s also a big impairment to their social media presence. It’s why Howler just hasn’t taken off the way Twitter has.

People who order and eat Doughnut fries are generally baked.

One night at Chucky’s makes a hard man humble...

Forbidden snack...

Maybe jewel caterpillars

I’d dry her sweat into a powder and do lines of her all through the night.

He looks like Emperor Palpatine

Everything’s coming up Mnuchin!

In Philadelphia, Gabe Kapler is thinking to himself, “Huh. If it was up to me, I would’ve pinch run for Pillar after he stole third.”

I don’t really care what other women do to make them feel beautiful and happy. You have got to feel comfortable and confident when you go out into the world- so you do you.

Don’t go back flipping and exploding on us, ok?

I don’t see a problem with it. Parenting through a doorbell is far more parenting than many parents actually provide these days.

The people who like open kitchens are the same people who think kitchen workers will spit in their food unless supervised, and they’re the same people who deserve to have their food spat in. Often they take delight in “the art” of watching back of house staff, like it’s some exotic, cultural phenomenon.

People who…

You hate anchovies? Cool.

I've been to Jim's. It was okay. Honestly, when I'm in Philly I prefer to just stick to the Italian Market, or go to Reading Terminal. I usually only tend to go up there (it's only 90 minutes from my house) to replenish my stores of DiBruno cheese spread, because no Baltimore Italian deli has anything similar.