She needs to rent a flat above a shop.

Rosebud Salve is the best lip balm. I have extremely acne prone skin and can't wear a lot of lip gloss/balm because it breaks me out around my mouth, which is horrible. Obviously. I've been wearing this for years and it never breaks me out. It has just a hint of color, but looks pretty natural. It has a bit of…

Rosebud Salve is the best lip balm. I have extremely acne prone skin and can't wear a lot of lip gloss/balm because…

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS MY CHANCE! My favorite Yelp review EVER was from a guy who reviewed a Chinese spot in the San Diego Airport (already sounds delish, right?) called "Emerald Express." He was LIVID that the food was terrible, and stated that he couldn't believe it, "EMERALD LAGASSE WOULD ROLL OVER…

Dr Pepper went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College with Dr Nick Riviera. MISTER Pibb went and trained with MISTER Bob Backlund and learned a pretty destructive Cross-Face Chicken Wing.

I don't know this child she speaks of, but I do understand hating commercials. I support her loathing of this child and I will hold her bag if she ever wants to beat him down. I will need the same courtesy for Geico writers though.

That was a great decision to make. Considering you were drinking heavily, and most fetal abnormalities occur at the embryonic stage of development (between 3 and 8 weeks), the embryo would have almost definitely gone on to have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, or worse (no folic acid supplements —> neural tube defects). It…

Congrats on your sober life. I have a good friend who has been sober over 2 years, and watching her transformation has been a blessing! Good luck, chuck :)

I truly believe for abortion to remain safe and legal more and more women (like me) who had abortions and did not find the decision conflicting and do not regret them for a second are going to have to stand up and tell our stories. We need to claim our vocal place in the narrative bc right now the predominant…

Oh man, I have two stories for you.

Okay I have never seen this show but as someone who has spent time in jail, I have a few gripes: What's with the makeup?? There is NO MAKEUP in jail/prison. People use pencils and stuff for eyeliner but I've never seen any lipstick substitutes. Also, what's with the styled, pretty hair?? In the center picture at the…

NO, it's UNSAFE to say that! Machado might hit you with a bat.

I posted this the other day, but as I'm in the throes of love with our new kitten and this made me SQUEE Imma gonna post it again.

That's awesome!

I assumed it was like the parenting class Homer and Marge have to take, where they learn that strangulation=bad and milk should be stored in the refrigerator. Or, failing that, a cool , wet sack.

"We could go around with booby cakes all day long." BOOBY CAKES.

If your butt is square, you need something that has a pronounced scoop on the butt. Like, it is much wider on top, than at the bottom.

That's the pro-life Catholic Church for you- every fetus is a precious angel until it's bon.

Jane Lynch, I feel ya. When I was 13 I went on vacation with my family and wrote "I am gay" in huge letters on this desolate stretch of beach knowing that they would be washed away when the tide came in, but feeling like I needed to tell someone, even if it was just the ocean. Being a closeted little one is really…

You know what, I know better. Shame on me.

Take some baby wipes & a change of clothes, too. ;)