you are allowed to voice your concerns as a private citizen. Once you open a business, you now have to follow the regulations of the gov.

I think that it’s the government job’s to protect people’s constitutional rights. In this case, we have rights that are in competition. When there is a competition between inalienable rights, then government needs to comment. Protecting a person’s constitutional rights is one of the chief purposes of government. Both…

Okay, again, you’re talking about the filibuster against the bill, as opposed to the bill itself, which you would seem to be in favor of.

This, always. Fuck. Cancer.

Fuck cancer

I don’t know how you work in comedy for very long and not steal jokes (on purpose or not). There aren’t that many original ideas out there and half of them were done on Gilligan’s Island.

If Hillary wins the nomination, she’ll probably want somebody who ticks different demographic boxes than herself to draw in different voters. So since she’s older, white, northeastern, etc., she probably will pick a VP that isn’t, which rules Sanders out. (Personally I think Julian Castro will be at the top of her…

I would say it’s Charles’ fault that he married Diana, more than anything else that happened there.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

If I spared every person who supports my writing, the grass in my backyard would never grow. Time to make some tough decisions.

It’s incredibly stoopid. They have this notion of just slaying everyone with the wonderful political cleverness that is them during the coming year, but apparently haven’t given anything beyond November 8th any thought. The fact that they don’t realize just how hideously embarrassing it is asking other journalists to…

First, the writer notes that in the aftermath of the bombing of Turkey’s capital Ankara that took over 100 lives and injured more than 400 others just over a month ago, there weren’t any similar shows of solidarity during international matches

I learned from I believe Dusty Rhodes or Bobby Heenan that you tell the truth about A,B,C and lie about D & E. Ie, you tell facets of the truth and make up apart of the story that really sells your side of a situation. I can kinda tell when someone is lying to me though. Like, it all has to do with tone for me. Like,…

It’s easier to look guilty when you’re innocent than to look innocent when you’re guilty. Always look guilty. Always hide the paper you’re carrying, always switch to the desktop when someone comes in, always look startled by questions. If you set yourself up properly, there’s plenty of doubt about when you are lying.

I agree that women tend to suffer more injuries in basic training, but I think a lot of that is due to designs of equipment to favor men instead of women.

If you don’t blame anyone in particular, then everyone can just shrug and say, “Well, ain’t that a shame. Whoever’s doing that should probably stop. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more, say no more” and carry on not fucking paying them.

I always assume it’s because they know running for President means you might actually have to be President and that shit seems horrible.

Judges who know how to detect shade...have readers who know how to detect shade.

I mean, yeah, but also Patrick Stewart is way more swol than your average 70 year old.