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Off topic, but Sarah Silverman’s new special is all sorts of brilliant. Highly recommend it.

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

Donald...

Of course abbreviating it is an attempt to diminish the pain that it causes. That is the point. To not subject people over and over again to an incredibly painful racial slur, for no reason.

And don’t use talcum powder dammit!

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I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up

I took too many one time in high school, and time...stopped? I do not know how else to explain it. I felt trapped. I swear to this day, that I was looking at a clock...and it would seem like an hour had passed but the time had not changed on the clock at all. Like not one second had passed..and the same things were

I know what you’re talking about.

Mushrooms have an LD50 of something like 200 grams. One active dose is between 2 and 5 grams.

Before we rage off, let’s remember

That’s really shitty to queer Mexican-American children and a worthless comment. If you can’t say something nice girl...

The best response to Russo calling all wrestling fans gay comes from, as one might expect, Jim Cornette. Corny said that this likely stems from Russo’s lack of success with either men or women. Furthermore, Cornette said that all that’s left for Russo are inflatable sheep, “because even a self-respecting living sheep

The polar opposite extreme would be a group of women doxxing and threatening to rape video game developers for games they didn’t like, not a woman voicing her opinions on a youtube channel.

I want Meghan Trainor to go away so bad it literally hurts

The driver is talking specifically about the Uber Black service which is a high end luxury ‘black on black’ luxury sedan service. The vehicle requirements for an Uber Black vehicle are

Taking living human beings into your care, driving them to and fro and dealing with their often drunken antics or downright drunken bullshit is comparable to a fucking paper route? What. The. Fuck? That doesn’t even pass the sniff test.

You should be able to live off of working 40 hours per week.