Sounds like my sex life.  

Thanks Dennis for teaching us to laugh and love again.  Shame the powers that be are destroying the AV Club.  

The thing about the President of Ukraine, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at Russia, he doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

I’ve seen it occasionally.  I’ve been fortunate enough to have seen Penn & Teller live four times since the 1980s.  They have always been amazing, and always are out signing autographs and talking with everyone  after the show.  Well, Penn was, but you get the point.  

Carrot Top and Gallagher are prop comedians, but they were never subversive. The others I mentioned were using their gimmicks to do something far more than just telling a joke.

Just yesterday I was killing time waiting on some friends. With both the west and east coast feeds of Comedy Central, all that was available to me was The Office.

Maybe he went Emo?

Hell is a much funnier place now.  

I really miss the day when Comedy Central filled their time with stand up and other comedy and not repeats of The Office, etc. (It actually started in the late nineties where it seemed half their day was filled with SNL and they got rid of MST3K, but the constant repeats of sitcoms, even South Park, can get so…

There was something about prop/magic comedians in the 1980s that kept them from being annoying. The Amazing Jonathan, Harry Anderson, Joel Hodgson, Penn & Teller, and others were so good combining subversive comedy with inventions, cons and geek pranks that the gimmicks never seemed like gimmicks.

Well, he did say:

That’s the one.  So many hours spent with that giant cue ball controller between Atari Football and Centipede.  

It only got worse:

Clearly the spin off will focus on Barb.  

So, season five will deal with the gang, now in their 60s, preparing for retirement and realizing that Eleven never had a social security card?

Look, I wish I could give you every detail so you would understand, but it’s not my place. Thanks again for the love everyone. Still hoping for the best.

Actually, in the first episode of the latest revival, Bender is going to have a heart attack and Fry is just going to stand over him and refuse to call 911.

Don’t worry, this will all be taken care of once they upgrade him to be compatible with Robot 1-X.

When did Donald Trump start writing into the Daily Mail?

So, this just confirms that the electric car business is controlled by the mob?