In the words of Augustus, IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO WOULD RATHER WATCH I, CLAUDIUS INSTEAD?!

This had damn well better be Walton Goggins’s year. The man is LONG overdue.

And being insanely good looking. Would anyone be talking about her nepo-baby career if she had been Quincy Jones's ugly daughter?

Absolutely, but DVD commentaries were never the only place to hear what went on behind the scenes. 

It’s only Thursday. Never give up.

With Jack Black as Addiction!

I do remember those. Oh how I miss “My Year of Flops” and any music reviews or lists that weren’t just the same pop shit that everyone else already covers... Don’t review Taylor Swift - 50 million outlets will do that, Do review Heave Blood and Die, or Djunah, or Crippling Alcoholism... I used to discover bands all…

One of my favourite examples is The Bullet Farmer (whose actor unfortunately died a few years ago). Guy only gets a few lines, but that 15-second speech (”SING, BROTHER HECKLER, SING, BROTHER KOCH, SIIIIIING”) while firing a Heckler and Koch evokes so much about what kind of person this is, and what kind of society he…

There’s a sparse economy to the writing and directing that just makes everything make sense right away. Characters, places, vehicles, ideas.

The ROK guys who told us Mad Max doesn’t take orders from no dame-woman (because they don’t know the Mad Max series) would screee at a thousand decibels for months if that movie was made.

I didn’t know Gene Siskel had an account here.

With Kevin Spacey as his best friend? Hey, why not.

His last name is Smallbone? They should’ve called it Unhung Hero instead.

Lol

I know I’ve already responded to this, but besides this sketch (which does have a lot of Fallout vibes), and all the other Kids in the Hall stuff, I just realized that Dave Foley voiced Yes Man (Benny’s robot in Fallout:New Vegas that you can get to work for you). Maybe you knew that and that was part of the joke?

For the DJ, they missed a great opportunity by not casting Dave Foley.

I thought the Ghoul’s dinner scene was more of a nod to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly if anything, although that’s certainly something Tarantino ripped off. 

Apparently a threesome is an option as well.

I guess the title Day of the Jackal was already taken?