Well, no one's going to be talking about this tomorrow.

What the every-loving fuck is happening!!!!!!

That was the best ten hours I've ever spent.

Oh boy, Warren Beatty is having a stroke.

You might literally have been the only person to see that.

Both the movie and her performance were good. There is a certain cynicism that has developed around La La Land that is hard to understand.

Wouldn't it have been great if John Travolta had had to come out and mispronounce Ruth Negga's name?

Good—he deserved it.

Casey Affleck might be a shit, but he deserves this award.

Can someone go back in time and take away Roberto Begnini's award?

Winner here is also Best Picture.

But I need closure on the bit with the tourist bus—what are they all doing now?

And now Moonlight gets another one.

They finally took some starch out of the Damon fella!

And there was the Carrie Fisher gut punch. Fuck.

Hey, it's the star of "Office Christmas Party!"

Well, a guy named "Hurwitz" just won an award. You do the math.

C'mon Sam, just give us one muthafucka . . .

Has it been more than two years? Shit, time flies . . .

I assume Damon and Affleck will be leading off the In Memoriam segment with a tribute to Robin Williams, yes?