When did the Academy stop calling Randy Newman to do this kind of shit?

Yay, another bit!

Leslie Mann? Is Judd Apatow one of the show's producers or something?

Bill Conti would have done it.

Don't applaud—that's 10 of their 20 seconds that they get to speak!

Man, I can't wait for the second half of the telecast to get going. That's where things are really sure to shine!

If only they had an Academy Awards editor, amirite?!

It would be funny if they interviewed a bunch of American filmgoers about seeing foreign films, and the people all admitted they never watch them.

You mean . . . they watch movies in (gasp!) other countries, too?!?!

Oh, how I long for Uma . . . Oprah.

This is going to be even funnier when Kimmel keeps going back to them sitting in the crowd during the rest of the telecast.

Ooooooh, this is gonna be so funny!!!

These slow-talkers are getting so played off.

Hey, it's the S&M people!

Perhaps you didn't see the hundreds of other critics who all thought the movie was total shit as well.

I heard he can hold out a song for like, seven hours.

I suspect the comments on the alt-right Reddit board are all very calm and respectful right now.

And now Steve Bannon is doing his best to divert Trump's attention from the television for the next 10 minutes.

Hoo boy, a bit!

Trust me, they switched out the Junior Mints for some fancy 89% cacao dark chocolate.