Yeah, sexiness comes from a lot more than looks. He’s ridiculously talented, he’s funny, he’s self-deprecating, he’s a devoted father and husband, he was the only (male?) musician willing to go on record in the R. Kelly documentary, he’s devoted to social justice in practice and action, called out Kanye...the list…

Seems like you need more training. Have you tried the Mayo Clinic?

“Good men” always seem surprised to hear how bad it can be, almost regardless of specialized field.

Yes, and also skip the lead singer. Always date the bass.

It was 2002 and he wore tapered-leg jeans. It was the time when flares were cool. Tapered-leg was decidedly NOT cool, not even in an ironic sense. I decided he had no sense of personal style, I actually cringed inside when he walked out in them, and so I broke up with him. It felt very petty at the time, especially…

Small fingernail beds. If your fingernails are stubby, I nope right out. I don’t quite understand why I find that so viscerally repellent, but there it is. It must speak to my subconscious, and I know better than to question it. If I find you beautiful before I see your hands, and then see the stubs? Lady-boner…

I have a lot, I’m sure, because I never date anyone. My two big rules are I don’t date co-workers (anymore) and I don’t date anyone who works at my favorite bar (... anymore). I once called it off with a FWB scenario with this very hunky, fun dude because he made fun of the fact that I wore the same cardigan on…

I admit I have done this once or twice in Sephora; but ONLY after multiple wipes and sprays with alcohol.

Yeah I think Kate or Allison would cut a fucker for scamming deep-fridge beers. This is a bad Pang take.

Take a look at the screens. He’s catching Rayquaza, which means he did a raid. Given that he’s the kind of guy who has eight phones for Pokémon Go, it’s a pretty safe assumption that he either knows where the best spots to check Gyms for raids are or is plugged into a Discord server that called it out. It’s actually…

Well, he pulled over specifically for a Pokémon Raid to get Rayquaza.

I hate that first date with dad nonsense.  I'm still convinced there's a lost chapter from The handmaid's tale that involves this and purity rings.

On that note: A slightly older friend just posted a photo on FB of her husband taking their tweenaged daughter on “her first date,” so that he could show her “how a gentleman acts” on a date. I avoided throwing up in my mouth, but it was a very close call for a while.

I didn’t particularly care for the shrines at all.

Then I found out that you need a certain amount of hearts to pick up the Master Sword and I put down the game shortly afterwards because I just didn’t want to grind. It seemed strange to have to do so in a Zelda game.

Honestly, I love the game, but I really wish you could turn off or massively reduce the weapon breaking. I wind up carrying all these cool weapons that I’m terrified to actually use.

I get why people adore this game, but I just can’t get into it. Every few months I come back to it, but I don’t make much progress before moving on to another game. I got this game on launch day and I still don’t have enough hearts to get the Master Sword. 

a musical artist I have no negative opinion of whatsoever for reasons that certainly do not include being deathly afraid of her fans,

Given the life she’s led so far, and compared to her peers, she seems to have a good head on her shoulders and a strong sense of her identity.

As a Canadian, I often look at our two countries as essentially the same. Sure, we have our quaint little differences (“sorry”), our superficial ones (km or miles), and our rather significant monetary ones (we don’t, ostensibly, pay for health care), but we, generally and frequently, speak the same language, with…