Just gotta keep choppin’.

God, I haven’t seen such an obvious excuse to go out of one’s way to casual note one’s Ivy League heritage since I was at Yale.

Nobody fucks with the Enes.

John Turturro looking fuckin FIT these days.

Boris will do whatever it takes to get out of an additional five minutes of exercise.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

He’s pointing at what a lot of very wrong people are calling a moving screen. Melo is a in-highlight highlight truther. Very meta Melo

I’m a millennial, and I often feel like the comedies of the 1970s, 80s and early 90s don’t hold up. My Cousin Vinny is absolutely an exception to that. What a great movie.

If you really wanna see something crazy, watch what the guys on the Lightning do with bath salts.

Need some tips fighting your teammate? I’m free for a few weeks.

“Let’s get ready to stuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!”

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

Joe Maddon is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on TBS

That deserves to be re-Tweeted a trillion times.

Yes, but Pitino said he is completely unaware he was doing that and is therefore not responsible.

“Also, where do we complain about Smoltz using irregardless.”

Rick Pitino was having sex with the broadcast board operator so for 15 seconds they were pressing random buttons.