Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Meh, foot fetishes are pretty vanilla as far as fetishes go. It’s not like she told the world that he’s into cockfingering or something.

Don’t be a heel

In pun threads such as these, I would be ashamed to just keep toeing the line.

I feel bad for the actresses. After all, you don’t wanted to pigeon-toed into a roles.

We don’t need such callus shaming, thank you very much.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Feet people are the only ones who get into porn’s corny storylines

If there’s ever a biopic of Steph, Quentin Tarantino should direct.

I hope he’s actually open about it and she didn’t just go rogue. I would be sooo pissed at my hypothetical wife if she did that.

“Ewww, feet? Doesn’t he know where they’ve been?”

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Are we heavily implying murder-suicide? Because it sure sounds like a murder-suicide.

I feel like this provision might not hold up in a court of law.

“My motive was to basically expose the inequalities in the system,” she said. “It’s not just the NFL. The inequalities that come with being a minority compared with a white privileged person in America in general.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

Ben’s not too happy about feeling helpless, with his back up against the wall. But at least he’s finally learning empathy.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

I guarantee he is enjoying that hockey game more than waking up next to that thing after the makeup wears off at night.