If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

Drain the pool

Stupid Diamondbacks, everyone knows the solution is to make the wall higher and make the Dodgers pay for it.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

It all comes down to the opinion of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Well, I’m sure he stood for the anthem, so there’s no problem here.

It’s a weird post-modern riff on John Hughes cool. It’s like he’s portraying the main character of a movie about a girl who puts on a beard to enter an all-male quiz competition. The poster would have him tipping his sunglasses and pulling the beard down so you could see he’s really Justine Bateman. But would it be…

Maybe they will have Zach Galifinakis as a guest on SNL to do a parody of this guy.

When Tampa was trying to make the 2nd touchdown, Romo said something along the lines of “you get this touchdown, then you gotta onside kick and get a field goal.”

A week or a month to recover? Bullshit. It takes months, sometimes years to recover from a broken heart.

Jokes on you, I feel nothing anymore as a Jets fan.

As always, the NFL wants its players to remain silent and non-reactive to unjust violence.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

The Lions would like a word.

The NFL can’t trick LA citizens into going to a Chargers game but found a way to convince 84,000 Brits into paying to see Jay Cutler?

Put it this way. You’re some assistant AD signing off on an obvious dummy invoice that is funneling money to recruits. Say for “weight room maintenance.” Until yesterday your biggest worry was an NCAA investigator. Plus you knew they didn’t have the resources to track the money anyways. Suddenly now you are looking at…

I don’t think people are grasping the magnitude of this yet. AD’s and coaches are in a panic right now. They’ve been cooking their books for years to fool the NCAA, the FBI however is a whole different ball game. Instead of sanctions we’re talking jail time. Plus they have subpoena power.

oh great, another thing to be tested for before a woman lets me go condomless.

Who would take him serioously? It’s not like he said to meet him in Temecula.

This is the same strict security policy that’s keeping all those Nigerian princes from delivering McCoy his reward money.