At least we know the Adidas employees will look good in stripes.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

This is a bad take

That’s childish and below the belt.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

AND THE CROWD GOES D’AWWWWW

Y la dinamita hace boom!

Carton: “Ok, I will buy in for $200,000"

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

A Kiss-Muff Story

*rushes to check if he owes Clark any money*

Carroll initially attempted to downplay the incident, saying flying attacks are commonly overblown in the media.

A front loaded NFL contract that they had no intention of honoring? They must have thought the NIH was a player.

*receives pink slips*

I intentionally mispronounce it as “Dad” and do it for the kids when they get annoying. It’s been a decent motivator to keep them on their toes. They are not interested in their friends seeing me “dadding”. I’ve also threatened to break out the cabbage patch or running man if necessary.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.