No she wouldnt. She’s got a very low opinion of Trump.

That’s what’s truly terrible in this case? Get the entire fuck outta here.

That’s Mittens Romney thank you very much.

I don’t buy it. No one from Deloitte has ever disapproved of drinking in massive quantities.

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula 

Thanks for the “too loud” office laugh. Fuck you Karen and your disapproving stares. I’m on lunch.

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

She’s just mad because she can’t do Kessel run in less than 13 parsecs.

Real heads know Reese’s Easter eggs have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

Man you got an extra bonus Guy in there. Respect.

Wow. I really wish I hadn’t clicked on that. Jesus christ...

Counterpoint: Roundball Rock is wonderful and every basketball broadcast should begin with it.

I too am a handkerchief man. Quite versatile indeed, old chap.

Tampa?

+2

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

—The Beatles (produced by George R.R. Martin)

I read the Drew’s today, oh boy
About a plucky man who named the rain
Another dude was rather fat
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw Chris Farley’s ass

A brew is noted for its can
It doesn’t matter if the Lite has changed
A row of people stood at Camden
Now, let me be clear
Nobody is really sure if lemons have two seeds or more

—Th…

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

No.  The Wall is over-played and those particular lyrics are pretty vapid.