And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians baby!!!!!

You’re not spending enough time in Utah.

No, they’re mad at you for forcing them to lounge on an unmade bed. And you say that you love them, pfft.

You know? No one has ever asked this!! And it’s a good one. Plus, oh boy, get excited because I get to use a GREAT word pairing by way of answering this.

It’s crazy the long lasting physical side effects of sports. I rowed all four years of high school and off and on at gyms through my 20s and even though I haven’t sat on a machine in 5 years I still have callouses that developed when I was a teen.
What I’m saying is, this dude will never finger anyone again.