My guess was Skip Bayless, but your’s is far more likely. 

The best “sport” to nap to is NASCAR; it’s essentially televised white noise.

If they sent the cops to break up the fight, there would be no one to monitor the toothpaste carriers, who are the real monsters. 

I know this comment is true. 

My father played in the Big Leagues very briefly and my grandmother played in a women’s professional baseball league during 40s and early 50s. My father died when I was pretty young and it was my grandmother who taught me play the game. I spent hours in her backyard learning to throw a curve or hearing “stick your ass…

I will occasionally splash with a little bit of Elderflower Liqueur and it’s amazing. Additionally, the Scrappy’s Lime Bitters is amazing in a GnT.

This is the worst take.

I would argue Mary Tyler Moore as a female equivalent as well Consider The Dick Van Dyke Show, the Mary Tyler Moore Show, and her work in numerous television movies and other series like That 70s Show.

Also Bryan Cranston was on both Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad, in addition to playing memorable parts in…

Nice move by the Rockets to have a security guard named Malone handle this situation.

I can’t wait for the Deadspin’s response to Simmons response to this.

This is when Belichek shows his genius and moves Brady to WR, because no one will see that coming.

This team should just embraced Jimmy Buffet’s “Fins” that would have at least given fans something to do rather than watch the shitastic baseball placed before them.

You have money for brand name bars? Damn, must be nice.

How about when Play-doh is on a carpet?

Emily Gilmore was right almost all of the time.

Is Allison Janney available to play the attackers mother?

I assumed this was a standard issue item in every Russian Pottery Barn.

Indoor Soccer.
Snowball fights.
Boxing

Montreal v. Tampa is really a battle of strip club cities. Throw Las Vegas in there for good measure, and think this is a baseball debate America deserves right now.

I now report these people via text message to transit authorities. I don’t care how “get off my lawn it is” there is no better feeling of justice than watching transit police tell someone to turn off their video, and then inevitably find out that person was fair jumping and get a citation. I feel like a god-damned…