Indoor Soccer.
Snowball fights.
Boxing

Montreal v. Tampa is really a battle of strip club cities. Throw Las Vegas in there for good measure, and think this is a baseball debate America deserves right now.

I now report these people via text message to transit authorities. I don’t care how “get off my lawn it is” there is no better feeling of justice than watching transit police tell someone to turn off their video, and then inevitably find out that person was fair jumping and get a citation. I feel like a god-damned…

I have taken to fighting back.

On a train commute recently a fellow passenger was listening to music without headphones. I moved to the seat across from him and proceeded to play a loud aria from Wagner’s Götterdämmerung. I like opera. I like Wagner. Most people do not. When the fellow passenger looked at me annoyed I…

So the Canadians told the stone to “take off” eh?

So you’re essentially asking “where’s the beef?”

Is it really a crossbow injury? Because every time I injury myself in a dumb way (slicing a bagel, stapler, taking out the garbage, eating) I lie and make the injury cooler (skiing, mountain climbing, raccoon attack). It seems crossbow injury falls in the likely to be made up injury category.

If any of these graphics were on the side of a van I’d mock them, but on the helmet of someone flying down a frozen pipette I can’t help but find them inspiring.

Keep in mind, David Brooks is considered the intellectual wing of the Republican Party.

It’s Quinn Snyder and the Utah.

Let’s reverse this and say which coach matched its fan base least? I would argue it is Quinn Snyder and the Utah Jazz.

Someone here is being a jerk-ed teammate.

What are the odds of this training facilitator saying at the day’s end “You know what, you just need to stay shut down.”

“It’s just locker room talk” they broadcasted to an entire country.

It’s probably because Rand Paul extends his libertarianism to his medical practice by insisting “They eyes can heal themselves if they want to, they just need to pull themselves up by their boot straps.”

I’ll never understand how this comment is out of the grays and my witty insightful puns have languished in the wilderness.

It’s always nice when I don’t regret sitting through the ad to get to the video, this was one of the moments.

Flyers still have a winning record, you may want to hold off.

The oddest thing about the NBA to me, is that as fan of a team destined for a first or second round loss I am actually envious of teams entering the draft lottery. At least with the draft there is some element of hope or interest.

Someone was obviously working T.G.I.D.G.A.F.