i have no idea what will happen in this debate!! we havent seen a candidate (and I use that term loosely) like Trump since Thomas Jefferson called John Adams a hermaphrodite. how much screaming will he do? how will Hillary react to being screamed at? what crazy ass fantasy will Trump push in front of the nation? how…

It was on Drudge Report so it must be true.

Except they didn’t. The TW is for an MTV event happening separately. Why is Twitter beating y’all to the punch today?

“pour a glass of bourbon while looking at some tea and lemonade.”

Gin, lemon + sugar syrup, dash’a bitters, toasted or nutty green iced tea, lemon verbena leaf or two. Done and dusted.

Eh, it’s possible to maintain an (admittedly non world-class course) without shitting a bunch of nitrogen everywhere and cannibalizing public land that’d otherwise be put to better purpose. We’ve got a local one that doubles as a raptor preserve (and a habitat for a few other displaced species), recycles its own…

Yours doesn’t, mebbe

An Arnold Palmer is 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Lemonade. A John Daly is an Arnold Palmer with vodka. People and drinks must look pretty small from up on your pedestal.

An Arnold Palmer does not contain alcohol

Cool story.

You’d think they would all be good at reading body language.

They just aren’t very good at understanding humor, or song lyrics for that matter. Subtlety isn’t a strong point with Republicans.

No, I’m saying when she’s more endearing when she’s not just reading from a script the way she has done on many, many other “skit humor” appearances.

Exactly. She is funny and cool, if she can be herself.

She comes off as far more endearing than when she goes on Fallon or whoever and is forced into awkward mechanical skit humor.

My favorite was when he asked what would happen if she got pregnant and she’s like ‘yahhh... let me send you some brochures that might clear that up for you”

“Does President Obama like his coffee like himself?”

she is trying to make a road for her husband for 2020

she’s been very upfront about that fact, actually.