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I mean, yes. Handler is a goddamn appalling human being who is straight up mocking people who are not skinny and conventionally attractive by “insulting” Coulter by bringing out a FAT PERSON (omg lololol) and pretending it is Coulter. Really fucking sickening.

Almost certainly.

Ugh, Jeb--the frumpy little dude is just such nebbishy trash and he’s good for hours of entertainment but ultimately he enervates more than he delights.

I guess maybe every generation looks at the worst and silliest members of previous generations (which makes sense because they’re usually the loudest and most visible) and says “I guess that’s what that whole generation is like.” As someone who was as fucking in love with being a Gen X’er back in the days as

Remember when Adam Duritz dated Courtney Cox AND Jennifer Aniston consecutively? God that dude was the king of the early 90s.

Oy vey, I am so sick of Thunderome this and Thunderome that. Can’t we just get beyond Thunderome?

Yeah, especially since the New Deal had done a lot of good already by then and since the tide in the war had shifted and it was pretty clear the good guys were gonna win.

Not just anti-FDR, but anti-FDR in ‘44!

Kansas punks are the worst punks because they’re just close enough to the West Coast that they all want to be/think they are surfer punks. and/or East Bay Shitbirds. As a perfectly respectable Chicago Punk Rock Asshole in the 90s, it was always surreal to go to like a Shiner show in Lawrence and run into all these

Like David Bowie and Morrissey slow dancing, cheek to cheek, while Bing Crosby croons “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” as Berlin burns behind them.

“Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGregg

This is all eerily reminiscent of Ken Tremendous’s behavior shortly before Fire Joe Morgan went dark. I just assumed these issues had been fixed in later iterations of the Preppy Math Snarkbot units, but maybe Silver is still running some glitchy firmware or something. (I don’t actually know what firmware is.)

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Edit: I like your recipe elsewhere in the thread better and will be using it in the future instead. Unless I’m alone, in which case it goes back to “dump in a bunch of bourbon” and then, after one or two of those, turns into “pour a glass of bourbon while looking at some tea and lemonade.”

“Though the perp...excuse me, victim, did not have, on his corporeal being a tangible handgun, per se, we have excellent reason to believe that he did have, in his mind, a clear and distinct impression of a handgun and we hold, with Locke, that whatever a man forms a clear and distinct impression of in his mind does,

This was a very strong endorsement. It does not, alas, make up for the role the Times has played in the decades long war against the Clintons (and by extension Al Gore in 2000) in which the Times, the Post, and other powerful organs of the soi disant dependable mainstream media have sometimes been aggressors and

This is Leto’s second best role. His best role, of course, was being chopped up with a Versace axe for failing to properly appreciate Huey Lewis and the News. His third best role was being the dude who just couldn’t take this shit anymore and needed to blow this scene right fucking now every week on MSCL.