“We found out later he had a handgun in the glove compartment”

Dude looks … beleaguered.

I’m not worried so much about her prep because if there’s anything she does, it’s her homework, but I AM worried that expectations are so high for her and really all anyone is hoping for from Trump is that he doesn’t shit in his hand and fling it at Lester Holt. And Mark Cuban.

Well I just found someone over on The Guardian who believes that a John Pilger article, which essentially boils down to that Hillary is the true evil as Trump is a peacemaker with Russian and China and that for the last 20 years the US has deliberately been attempting to create perpetual war, is ‘well evidenced and…

I can’t fathom how anyone can possibly be undecided in this election.

I’m still not sure how this has anything to do with Brad Pitt, can we please stay on task? i know you’re new to Jezebel but here we like to focus on things that things that matter. this isn’t Gawker 2 with makeup tips. i really just want to see pictures of people’s cats

Oooof, Cascade mall, haven’t been there since I was in college, it was a shitty mall then, couldn’t guess how bad it is now.

My boss would be calling me if I missed a morning without some kind of notice or explanation. I imagine they’d ask the police to investigate after 3 days, and fire or try to claim the “dead peasants” insurance on me after 2 weeks. How someone is able to just skip out for 2 months and remain employed is just beyond…

You win the internets.

A new one I just saw: Don’t worry about climate change because of the sun...

you speak the truth. i want an ADULT for president, and ADULTS in the house and senate.

but competence and decorum over all.

Gary Johnson has both!

Yeah, sure, but this is the first generation ever to expect the world to have a bunch of different levels.

It’s the only way to get Kaine elected! And a lot of Trumpsters think it’s a ploy for Obama to somehow step in and take a third term, maybe by jailing Clinton first.