No kidding. Held up on releasing Chinese Democracy for 15 years just to get that song “just right” and then it just sounded like WASP trying to do dance-punk. Fuckin’ bummer.

lol behold, a vidya gamer haz opinion

AJ Daulerio has already sent CBS a friendly heads up that unless they pay off his student loans for him he intends to show up and testify as a character witness on their behalf, guaranteeing the first 9 figure payday in history.

Oh fuck “police resources.”

Several times during the course of the past six months or so, Trump has made it clear that he believes his job is going to be to write laws (off the top of his head, no doubt, and possibly posted to his Twitter feed) and that Congress’s job is to rewrite them in fancy words and then enforce them. So this is how I…

Folks, I’ve seen footage of people saying they saw Trump dancing a jig when that story first broke. I mean I don’t want to jump to conclusions but I think Donald the Duck of Death has a few questions to answer for, don’t you? Very interesting.

Reagan’s son has a story so hilarious and heartbreaking it sounds like something Vonnegut would have written:

For what it is worth, Jordan in Tulsa is one of a handful of police chiefs nationwide (Acevedo in Austin is an even better example) who have made conspicuous efforts to be respectful to minority communities during times when a lot of other departments have doubled down on the racist, adversarial bullshit.

Came here to say this. Also don’t forget to remember his forgetfulness during the Iran-Contra mess.

I like how, when Dre paid Jay Z to ghost write a song about how great it is to be Dr Dre, Jay sneaked in a World Class Wrecking Cru line and effectively had Dre diss himself.

prob bought the rights from serchlite publishing ;)

The abuse started when Travolta was on the skids. I guess he was still being offered roles in the 80s (which he kept turning down) but more/less from the time the Bay City Rollers fell off the pop charts until the time Tarantino dug up Travolta’s corpse and did some voodoo shit at the cross roads and made him an icon…

Also none of this was spontaneous. These people didn’t all just happen to be in the same room at the same time. They were all invited. And that’s why there were cameras there, too. In case anyone was unclear.

Fire Joe Morgan indeed.

Jesus Christ, Trump. Here are things you just left on the table:

They can be taught to play ping pong!

You got off pretty lucky—to get to the room with the good scotch I’ve usually had to do something like affect an interest in Spengler or pretend to give a fuck which Roman emperor spoiled his favorite horse the most lavishly. So it’s had to be *really* good Scotch to even bother.

This dude is pretty sure his dad killed the Black Dahlia! ( https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/m… ) Man Ray might have helped! (This actually makes some sense, the surrealists were mostly assholes.)

1947 was also the year of the Roswell UFO crash. A banner year for “gadgets” and “experimental new consumer tech” indeed.