I’m really curious to see exactly how derisive/dismissive/generally dickish this Genius of the Moment/charismatic Other/omg sex symbol actually is about BLM.

“I’m just asking questions. Saying what I hear a lot of people say. I’ve seen the footage of people saying it. Isn’t that something, folks?” I mean, it’s Trumpesque, but somehow I end up really liking Vogel.

Wow. Sure glad you posted these. Totally adds to the story that White is a creepy misogynist with power and control issues and in no way trivializes the story and drags it down into the “OMG BRO NO HE DIDN’T!” zone. Looking forward to more great posts in the future, most def.

Oy vey, thank you. “A gross gun-obsessed lunatic stole a macho bullshit trophy from a gross, dick-waving manchild! ZOMG!” Fuck both these assholes and fuck everybody who keeps their cult of assholery alive.

Sartre might argue that, much like a waiter in a cafe in Paris who self-consciously tries to play his role as a waiter in a cafe in Paris, a Jonathan Papelbon so intent on always Papelboning around like itty bitty angry Papelboner is really acting in a state of mauvaise foi. Mauvaise foi is a clown state to go through…

Dumb idea, idiot.

Leopold and Loeb—proof that, even before it came under the sway of the Straussians there was something unholy about U Chicago. It’s like a Pet Semetary for neuro-atypical whiz kids with huge IQs and trust-funds and no moral compasses.

Look, mistakes were made. Oedipus regrets if anyone felt offended by any of his actions.

This is the best senior week post. Good job.

Feinberg again trolls everyone by tricking an entire comments section into descending into Game of Curmudgeons—a tournament of eccentric misanthropic shtick.

To me it screams “i liek south park lolol.” But I’m just repeating what you said.

“We didn’t even pay for him to come here...”

Jeter had an amazing defensive highlight reel, which was partly because he had a real flair for doing some gorgeous, cinematic shit and partly because the people who pick out the highlights had already decided that Jeets was Big Dicked Sun God King of Shortstops (and also a True Yankee) and so evidence was found to…

I don’t know what the Seattle media was like with Jr, but what always irked me about the national media coverage of him was how the narrative was always “Oooh look the spoiled little wunderkind is always on the DL. What a wimp!” The dude hurt himself by playing all out play after play and trying to do death-defying…

Those licentious pooches look very like Snoopy. *Actionably* like Snoopy. Better get Legal on the slack chat, pronto.

“So that’s it after all I’ve done? ‘So long, good luck?’”

Oh so that’s one advantage England has. Now that they’ve Brexited they are gonna be exempt from the nuclear shockwave thingy right?

The still shot of the video makes it look like he’s about to do a gritty remake of In The Air Tonight.

Costas might bring it up in passing, as an excuse to segue into that great story about the time the train the Pirates were traveling on broke down and so the Pirates team ended up having to walk a piece down some back roads and they were fired on by moonshiners who mistook them fer Revenue Agents but luckily Pie…