The fact that the team chose that moment to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme makes this so much better.
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And the head of the IFAF is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
LOL who gives a fuck
The ball going into the basket was quite a process.
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It’s just as I feared. Well, we know who did the surgery.
No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…
To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.
Starring Jared Dudley as The Bird Lady
To make matters worse, next year Kevin Durant will be lost in New York.
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“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .
I imagine you can get them sooner than that if you want. He’ll probably do an interview or two in the runup to the draft. No need to wait five and a half months.
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Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.
“To the death?”
He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.
They also removed their Google+ post.
Last night my small daughter asked me, “There are 92 zebras and 12 more are invisible. How many are left?”
NFL, she’s ready for your call.
One day, I will achieve my dream job of being the guy who writes NFL combine questions. I’ve been keeping a notebook for years. A few samples: