They’re six feet under and the rest of us are pissing on their graves. It’s common ground, right?

DNA and Charlie Clips???? Don Demarco! *bring the horns That was good shit. Now, make another one with Loaded Lux and Ars.

Yeah, the Scooby gang wouldn’t have any luck.

Did somebody say “dry?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

NBA fan math works like this:

LeBron 37 wins last year
+ Davis: 33 wins last year
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The lack of Post Malone on this list is encouraging...

Madison, Wisconsin resident checking in here. Hi. We had a minor league hockey team years ago called the Monsters, and they had the best logo/jersey of all time.

They look like the female, Iranian version of the Icy Hot Stuntaz in that pic...

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

I read at a 36 year old level

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

I think it’d be pretty funny to concern troll a gathering of right-wing cretins (NRA, RNC, etc.) by walking around with an American flag and a jambox blasting the anthem on repeat. As soon as someone turns away from the flag, moves, talks, etc. heckle them with stuff like “why don’t you respect the flag Colin…

Hell, I can get you a bachelor’s degree by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with honors. These fucking profiting-off-amateurs.

Who is her "team"? The Knicks?

Ya Gotta Bereave!

“If you cannot remember the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re,’ then we can’t keep you out of the grays*. And if we can’t keep you out of the grays, then we can’t have you on Deadspin!”

Oh yeah, hold on I have it right here.

“I’m the backpacking shooter, Draymond Green with the pump”