Just reading this woman’s diet/day makes me want to go on a sugar/meth/booze filled tri state crime spree.
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can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else
I’m reading this while shoving a Strawberry Pop-tart into my gaping maw...
Ha ha ha, over-farming by health nuts is what I deeply hope is causing hive death. I want to out-smug their smugness.
Yeah. This lady sounds all kinds of insufferable. And can you imagine how her son is going to turn out? He’s going to be snorting Cheeto dust and mainlining marshmallow cream before he hits puberty.
It better be uncut columbian or no dice.
It’s O.K. Soon, she will lose her money, just like the rest of us, and will have to live on cheap grocery-store food. In my fantasy, she’s the first up on the barricades at Wall Street because she is SO FREAKIN ANGRY that she can’t buy Silver Needle Matcha Broth anymore that she takes down all of Goldman Sachs by…
When I was a kid in the late 70's and early 80's we played this game called “Suicide Drinks”. One by one we would go into the kitchen and mix the most horrific concoctions possible like sweet tea with lemon juice, pickle juice, hot sauce, Nesquick, and clammato. The only rule was that you could not use anything…
This is a silly response to some goofball curating an intentionally obscure lifestyle just for the sake of being perceived as different and deep.
? Humour, I guess...
Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…
I suggest you have a nice, relaxing glass of Harglefloxin and then light up a little Obamawort incense and then make yourself an artisinal bronze bowl of wombadulamatazingo.
Turkey Bacon?
The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.
She’s the only bacon that disappoints.
“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”
I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.
It’s nice to get validation that my initial and immediate reaction to Ted Cruz and his stupid smug face was 100% correct.