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I just don’t understand why Kylie is dating him or Rob is engaged to Blac (though that one is more palatable). There are so many other famous people to date. Step out of the gene pool your siblings are in, good lord. Next Scott Disick or Brodie Jenner will be caught with Amber Rose. Is this Hollywood or West Virginia?

You’re really misconstruing what they’re trying to say.

A little info about the casting process. Usually, the idea and the script get written (or at the very least a short screenplay treatment) and then the casting directors, producers, and director themselves think about the possibilities for different roles. Some

I went a sold 15 seconds without oxygen, amazing thank you for posting this!

OMG UZO ADUBA WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING PERFECT

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I do believe Uzo Aduba can sing anything:

I love paulson in anything she does. She is my Tina Fey equivalent for drama.

Xanax.

Johnny Depp seems like he can’t make a movie unless it requires that he spend hours in a makeup chair. Last year he played mobster Whitey Bulger despite looking nothing like the man. I believe Depp had to wear contracts, a bald cap, a fake belly and aging makeup.

Thank you! I will check it all out. :)

Blob?

Srsly, anything under *78 degrees* is too damn cold in my book.

Have we heard from Terrence Howard yet?

It’s not easy being one quarter orangutan.

He seems to have the worst possible mix of his parents’ features. I actually almost do feel bad for the idiot.

I went to Penn with Donnie. He dated a friend of mine. He is probably an alcoholic. Or at least he used to have a drinking problem. He’d constantly pee in my friend’s bed like a puppy with a bladder infection. He also used to start fights and was in the meatiest of frapeternities. I felt sorry for him. He was all slop

His head is highly punchable.

We experienced great things, but we were spoiled the right way. We were spoiled with great education, great experiences, we weren’t spoiled with cash.

Mother Fucker, I am having a tough time feeding my children and paying my mortgage ... Fuck you, sincerely- Normal Fucking American

Him: A man who has never felt bad enough to know what actual happiness feels like. Blank, detached, somewhat melancholy. He pulls back the corners of his mouth slightly because that’s what he’s supposed to do when there’s a camera pointed at him.

The old man is married to a woman with breast augmentation. As is Eric and Donald, Jr. Ivanka also has implants. What the fuck?