I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

What is it with mothers and hair? I have very nice hair, but she always, always finds fault with it. If it’s long, she wants me to cut it. If not, she wants me to curl it. And she wonders why we don’t speak.

this one got to me, a friend once told me my arms made her nauseous to look at, and i still feel like i’m making people feel sick when they look at me.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

Obviously.

Preeeeeeetty sure they’re making fun of Spencer Pratt, not actually thinking of hiring him.

He was on Laguna Beach.

Well, no. What Jezebel should have done was keep all the excellent writers it had, instead of Denton retooling it as “the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.”

Sugar cookies are one kind of cookie that we used to make and roll up in a roll to slice for baking.

I was in NO WAY defending the azzhat... No, I was simply pointing out his dickery in failing to recognize a log of cookie dough as ‘cookie stuff’. Something EVERY former Catholic boy should know.

I just thought his minions had made scratch dough and rolled it into a cylinder for easy slicing.

That’s exactly the kind of mundane situation that quickly becomes absolutely terrifying if you’re dealing with an abuser.

Except he wasn’t all like “Oh ok cool.” He was a weird asshole about it, even though it was “right there.”

Mean to them? Like getting “audited”/interrogated? Being isolated from family? Being blackmailed? That sure is mean.

I’m just amazed that there weren’t any assistants there to put together stuff like eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, vanilla and stuff like that.