I saw SMB in the theater when it came out and I enjoyed the hell out of it.

I’ve been saying that fucking shit for years. Their big weakness is that Double Dragon and Super Mario Bros failed because they were based on video game properties. But if you watch both with the idea of “treat them as standalone movies,” you end up with a pair of “fun weird sci-fantasy movies” that really push the…

Honestly, the movie is much better in retrospect. I’ve seen so many modern terrible movies now, SMB actually seems like a fun weird sci-fantasy movie.

Even I would walk out of that, going “And this was done by a woman...is she okay?”

At this point, can’t people just decide if they want to watch the fucking movie for themselves and THEN make a judgement call?
All of the lead-up to this movie was making the rounds, and I paid attention to it enough to realize, once again, that this was going to be a movie I would have to make a decision on by myself.
R…

Honestly, the idea isn’t that bad.
Imagine a Bubonic Plague style pestilence causing loads of people to die and then come back to life to spread it among the living. And along the way, people have to depend on safe havens which are walled castles, keeps, moated settlements, and all that. The only difference is that…

The copyright is held by The Walt Disney Company and a collaboration of authors resenting The Walt Disney Company.

So, a guy that is as American as it gets catches shit from other “Americans”...

Thing is though, that the steam agreement doesn’t allow them to fully pull the game off steam. Only the buy option is gone. If you already have the game, then it’s always yours. Thats one thing I worry about for any of the other launchers, like gog, indigala, humble. Do they all have the same agreements in place for…

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

Caption for the picture: “Does anyone want a ride in the Mystery Machine? I could totally be Fred. If that Spider-kid’s around, he could be Shaggy, you know?”

I thought we all agreed to call this the Ant-Van.

LOL!! <sings> Weird Science!

Came here to do this, and you beat me you maláka.. <tips hat in admiration>

Came here to do this, and you beat me you maláka <tips hat in admiration>

“Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!”

Came here to do this, and you beat me you goddamn sumbitch... <tips hat in admiration>

They should’ve invited Jesse Jackson back.