Deep breaths, yo.
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Okay, that’s 100 recommendations for an okay joke. Is that enough to get me out of the grays? FFS?
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This guy, too.
It’s a joke, Llamma.
Yes!
I just saw Hell Or High Water and I liked it a lot. “I gotta shit like an old goat.”
Another entry in the long running series “Bobby Finger Doesn’t Like Any Movies.”
Fawning fandom is super gross.
That’s it? That’s the whole article?
That’s some weird ass bullshit. I’m in my 30's, I’ve got a beard and horn-rimmed glasses, and my daughters call me “dad” or “daddy.” Every once in a while they call me “Pops.” Papa is their deceased grandfather.
But cars and trucks are gendered female. So way to go, truck owner, for supporting transgender and sexual identity rights!
If I see him in public Ima gonna read him for filth.
These names! Like a bunch of WWE wrestlers.
My daughter’s entire kindergarten class. She’s Captain America.
Devin Faraci banned me from commenting on his website for using the phrase “no doy” because he considered it bullying.
I’m 39. “Do you party?” means “do you smoke weed?”
“And on that bombshell...!!!”
Why do we care about anything an athlete, actor, or politicians thinks about anything?
Yeah, what’s up with Sharky and Bones? They have dead eyes that their smiles never meet.