Wait, another Kardashian product based on zero effort and total bullshit? Quelle horreur!

Jesus Christ, dude. You should have written this article. Sweet .gifs! I made a snide comment about the only two games on the list that are actually interesting are RE 7 and Mass Effect, but your post changed my mind on several titles. This is how you do it, Heather.

Did Hammond try to feed him ice cream?

I dunno. It’s 2017, can’t this be the year we stop caring about made up bullshit like this?

Yawn. Dude is so thirsty, the thirstiest. So boring, these people whose parents didn’t hug them enough. Can we change the channel, because this song SUCKS.

You’re hilarious. Stop.

You forgot to cite your source for this comment. Hang on, I’ll tell Bill Burr you’re ripping him off.

The new definition of “thirsty” was fucking invented for the Kardashians and that lot.

You can. I’m sure he’d be interested. Slide into them DMs, B.

Watch Dogs 2. It’s only $35 on XBL right now. I had a $50 XBL gift card credit that I was saving for Resident Evil 7 but I watched The Blair Witch and it scared me enough that I’m having second thoughts. I’m not usually a horror sissy, but then again I didn’t even make it very far into Outlast...

Seriously, fuuuuck this ridiculous white madness. When’s the next Iron Man movie coming out, that’s what I want to know from Paltrow. END OF LIST.

Why does this star Schumer and not Kate Hudson? Besides C.R.E.A.M.

Who wants to know the ending? I’ll spoil it for you!

Rita Ora is that homeless girl I see on the bus who insists to her friends that they run this town.

Yup. Bottom line is that he’s not funny.

Well, the stand up routine is on “Mr. Showbiz” and I was being charitable, apparently, when I said “one of his stand up comedy specials.” Dude’s only got the one.

One of Nick Cannon’s stand up comedy specials features a story about the time he lost his virginity to an under-aged girl who had been serially sexual abused by his friends and then passed on to him. I believe the sex took place at a rec center lock in event in a room full of people. So funny!

Man, this article makes you seem so old and jaded. I mean, sure, the Transformer film franchise is overwrought and tedious, but Jeez, so is this article.

I’ve always wished Bungie would return to making Marathon games after they sold off Halo to Microsoft. Such a cool series of games.

Totes magotes.