Wait, another Kardashian product based on zero effort and total bullshit? Quelle horreur!

Jesus Christ, dude. You should have written this article. Sweet .gifs! I made a snide comment about the only two games on the list that are actually interesting are RE 7 and Mass Effect, but your post changed my mind on several titles. This is how you do it, Heather.

Yeah, I can see your point about Lawrence, but she can act, unlike Kendrick. Kendrick just plays herself, over and over.

Meh. Is there an actress who is more overrated? I mean, besides Meryl Streep? (Slow down, junior. That last part was joke. I love Meryl Streep).

Did Hammond try to feed him ice cream?

I dunno. It’s 2017, can’t this be the year we stop caring about made up bullshit like this?

The book is super overrated.

Yawn. Dude is so thirsty, the thirstiest. So boring, these people whose parents didn’t hug them enough. Can we change the channel, because this song SUCKS.

You’re hilarious. Stop.

Train To Busan is better. No io9 love available, apparently.

All of Brit Marling’s films are like this. She always plays the most important white woman in the world. It’s her schtick.

You forgot to cite your source for this comment. Hang on, I’ll tell Bill Burr you’re ripping him off.

The new definition of “thirsty” was fucking invented for the Kardashians and that lot.

You can. I’m sure he’d be interested. Slide into them DMs, B.

You’re his mother, aren’t you.

You live in a dream world.

Watch Dogs 2. It’s only $35 on XBL right now. I had a $50 XBL gift card credit that I was saving for Resident Evil 7 but I watched The Blair Witch and it scared me enough that I’m having second thoughts. I’m not usually a horror sissy, but then again I didn’t even make it very far into Outlast...

Seriously, fuuuuck this ridiculous white madness. When’s the next Iron Man movie coming out, that’s what I want to know from Paltrow. END OF LIST.

Who cares where it fits in chronologically? Let’s just do it. The comics have never been super worried about where and how the timeline works, so why should the movies? It all happened, they’re just movies, because comics, etc.

Really? This is a question that has to be asked this soon? Great reporting there, Lussier. You’re a credit to online journalism. Expect your Pulitzer any day now.