This article, and over at Kotaku, there’s a long video about how great the video game F.E.A.R. is, which is the same thing.

It’s a joke, Llamma.

Yes!

I just saw Hell Or High Water and I liked it a lot. “I gotta shit like an old goat.”

Another entry in the long running series “Bobby Finger Doesn’t Like Any Movies.”

Not quite as nerdy and pathetic as the bounty hunter hoodies.

Fawning fandom is super gross.

That’s it? That’s the whole article?

That’s some weird ass bullshit. I’m in my 30's, I’ve got a beard and horn-rimmed glasses, and my daughters call me “dad” or “daddy.” Every once in a while they call me “Pops.” Papa is their deceased grandfather.

What’s going on with Jubilee’s mouth/cheek?

That’s fucking ridiculous.

I REGULARLY FUCKING WEEP at the climax of “40% 40% 20%” when Cyborg is near defeat and the rest of the Titans sing “Night Begins To Shine” acapella to inspire him to his feet.

But cars and trucks are gendered female. So way to go, truck owner, for supporting transgender and sexual identity rights!

Dany is NOT the Mad Queen.

The “Mad Queen” is not Daenerys Targaryen.

Your nerd card is flagged due to failure to correctly the identify of a main character of a popular fantasy series.

Nerd card is flagged for revocation.

That’s not what he’s saying, you’re being an idiot on purpose. Binoche, Momoi, and Kitana, et al, are by no stretch of the imagination “nobodies.” Get a grip.

If I see him in public Ima gonna read him for filth.

These names! Like a bunch of WWE wrestlers.