Yeah, he probably would have been great! With McShane, you get the same performance every time.

Klown.

Hey, cool, it’s got Donnie Yen in a major role! Aw, damn, it’s also got Ruby Rose in it.

Too fat, too old, etc.

It’s gonna be Chris Pratt. You heard it here first.

My daughter’s entire kindergarten class. She’s Captain America.

Brought to you by the BBC, nepotism, entitlement, and cocaine.

That’d explain why the dragons look so fake...

Both of these films owe a huge debt to the excellent Farscape. You’d have to be blind and deaf to deny it.

Maybe the spoiler is that R2-D2 appears in the film in some capacity, which hasn’t been revealed in the trailers or other materials thus far?

Why do I keep coming back to io9 now that all the talent is gone? Why do I follow Germain Lussier on Twitter when all he does is talk about sports and his stressful wedding plans? Why did I click on this article when I knew full well it was written by Rob Bricken?

Devin Faraci banned me from commenting on his website for using the phrase “no doy” because he considered it bullying.

What’s lame about that promo photo? I’ll tell you what’s lame, Lussier’s tweets about sport and athletic shoes.

Same here. Thunderdome is extremely underrated overall.

Oh. Well’s that good.

Are you trying to quote the end of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? Because if you are, you fucked it up.

You’re certainly an asshole, though.

Same here.

Yeah, me, too. I’m at work, so can’t connect to iTunes until I get home. D’oh!