Ha ha. Teen Titans GO is anything but cutesy.

Do we need to start a petition to prevent Bryan Singer from being involved in any further X-men projects? Dude has never made a great X-men film, let alone a good one.

“Not holding out for the newest one to be, even if it does have Eli, Star Lord, Kingpen, that guy from the Goonies, Storm Shadow, a Mexican Vampire, and the token Native American.”

I’m 39. “Do you party?” means “do you smoke weed?”

It’s real to me.

So they’re ripping off the Authority? Got it.

Good. His hair has been problematic in the films so far. He had wrestler hair.

Or he’s, y’know, Mon-El, who’s much cooler and a bigger character.

It’s written by someone with too much privilege and a massive cocaine problem? Is that what sets it apart?

Good. He was the worst part of the house of cards known as Pacific Rim. Any time there weren’t giant robots fighting giant monsters, that film was extremely suspect and underwritten. And I liked the film! Just don’t think about anything in it for longer than 30 seconds.

It’s so weird that Stan Lee didn’t create a character worth a shit since Jack Kirby died and Steve Ditko retired. Hmm...

You could go and have your picture taken, on your knees and still crying about it.

http://giphy.com/gifs/spaceball…

You’re right, there’s definitely something supernatural going on. The ghost of Han Solo is probably pissed!

Yup. Their tears are so delicious.

Totes, dude. It’s hilarious.

Season two? You sure about that headline, ma’am?

Not everyone, don’t be ridiculous. I’m certainly not pissed off and I, a long time fan, am not shitting on anything. I think you’re wrong about what the producers are feeling, bro.

Like hair gel is the only thing you can use to smooth your hair down?

This.