Ha ha. Yeah, right.

Well, they’re definitely getting what they want out that cliffhanger, because you haven’t stopped crying about it since it happened. So, like it or not, it worked!

Ted Kord. AKA Blue Beetle II.

God, you’re so hyperbolic. Alien # and Alien: Resurrection aren’t being “wiped off the face of the Earth.” They’ll still exist, still be available for purchase, still show up occasionally on HBO, still listed on IMDB. Get a grip.

Fuck Kevin Smith and his lame characters and his stupid ideas.

“And on that bombshell...!!!”

Gee, there are only hundreds of Marvel characters I’d rather see given their own films first.

Why do we care about anything an athlete, actor, or politicians thinks about anything?

Movie not made by Disney? Mixed review it is!

You, sir, need a new gif.

Meh. I’m glad you’re not in charge of anything.

I’ll bet your face is in no way looks punchable, though, right? Since we’re talking about punchable faces.

How the fuck does Greg Land get hired to do anything?

It’s the law of averages, right? Put Dwayne Johnson in enough movies and eventually one will good, right?

Watch out! Internet Police Department, coming through!

He most likely does, on the reg. MGTOW and all.

Nah.

Uh, yeah, dude’s an actor. With stuntmen who do his stunts. Pretty boy would fail. But hey, I’d watch that!

That top photo is evidence that Elon Musk is fat.

Yeah, what’s up with Sharky and Bones? They have dead eyes that their smiles never meet.