Cunt-ingham, a former criminal district judge, is running for Dallas County commissioner in a GOP runoff . . .

The sad thing is, there are parents in Texas who would agree with that statement, even as they’re burying their murdered children.

How would a lifelong celibate like Bill Gates know the difference between HPV and HIV?

“ . . . that a man who effectively ruined the nation’s greatest city for anyone not making upwards of six seven figures . . . “ FTFY.

Landlord: “So sue me!”

Thanks for the link. It reminded me that Lee’s and Jackie’s mother was married to Hugh Auchincloss, who had previously been married to Gore Vidal’s mother.

I like your comment, and just want to add this little bit. Hope you won’t mind. I’m a straight male, right around the same age as Caroline Kennedy. I don’t remember this, but my mother still tells me that, when I was about 12 years old, I told her that someday I was going to marry Caroline. But as I got older, my…

Not anymore, they don’t!!!

I sense a new Movement afoot . . .

“ . . . nor is it clear how Michigan State is planning on funding this settlement.”

I’m certainly no expert on lobbyists, but I come from a very political family, so here’s what I do know: First off, you would not believe how much money there is in politics, especially on the GOP side. “A lot” doesn’t even begin to cover it. My point being that when you hear about a disgraced or just…

It gets old real quick.

Hard to believe this was cancelled, since cops are so funny.

What pisses me off even more is that you know he just totally pulled that “Songbird John” thing out of his ass today.

John Goodman must have a serious gambling problem. Otherwise, why would an actor of his stature go back on this shitshow?

Meanwhile, the confusion that comes with seeing a teenage boy wearing a name tag that says “Elder Biff” will continue unabated.

I thought this article was going to say that Rudy is a member of Knights of Columbus, an organization of layMEN within the Catholic Church. Which would make sense. A former acquaintance of mine who was Catholic once told me that he was invited to join “the Knights,” but refused the invitation “because all they do is…

To which the Opposition Media replied: “Or what, Natasha? What are you and Boris Badanov gonna do to us if we DON’T ‘Be Best’? (WTF?).”

I can’t do burpees, but I would do the burpee girl.

You make catch. Good!