Nothing can wake up Trump’s base.  They’re zombies.

There were quite a few Bernie Sisters, too. I’m going to paraphrase (slightly) your last sentence and say that I’ve always suspected that the devotion to Bernie by the Sisters was in large part due to an ingrained misogyny that they refused to acknowledge. Or maybe Gloria Steinem was right when she said that women…

Exactly. I thought Bezos pulled out of NYC because of the tabloid publisher there who was harassing him about his extra-marital affair.

33.33% of Handmaid’s Tale has already happened.

If it were me, I get that referee’s ass in a good ole chicken-wing half Nelson.

Went to Escape to Margaritaville to see women’s bare breasts painted like coconuts. Was grievously disappointed.

BWP(tm) = Bored White People.

It often takes weeks for frontal lobotomy patients to recover to the point where they can appear in public. And then there’s the scar tissue.

Hey, Roseanne Barrrr, here’s an idea for a reboot: start fucking Tom Arnold again. I’m sure he’d do it if you paid him enough.

In addition to his eating disorder, he obviously has a gambling problem.

During the Spanish Civil War, the fascists stole infants and older children from their parents, then tortured and murdered the parents. The stolen children, with the direct assistance of the Roman Catholic clergy, were placed with fascist Catholic families and given new identities. Several decades later, and this…

Agreed. These kids grew up in Florida, for Christ’s sake. They’ve been around violent nutjobs their whole lives.

“ . . . The Singapore summit, for the good of the two parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place.”

Isn’t she the one who licked the donut in the donut shop? (This goes back to Gawker days).

Shit. I had Davidson and Omarosa in the office pool.

“The State Council, China’s cabinet, has commissioned research on the repercussions of ending the country’s roughly four-decade-old policy . . . “

How many of those “caps” did you have to grind between your teeth before you risked poisoning or brain damage? Asking for a cousin.

It’s your body, of course, but never let it be said that I ever encouraged anyone to get a tattoo. Besides, tattoos are so bourgeois.

I remember.

The assertion that the speed of light is constant is a bourgeois fantasy.